Review: ‘Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore’ Fails To Recapture The Magic

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, the third installment in the Fantastic Beasts film series, has been bogged down by controversy and the failures of its predecessor. It’s been nearly five years since the last installment, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwaldwhich, besides being the lowest-grossing Wizarding World film to date, was panned by critics for its complicated and confusing plot. In the years since its release, the cast and creative team have faced a myriad of scandals, including J.K. Rowling’s  hateful remarks concerning the transgender community. The biggest controversy, Johnny Depp’s legal battles with ex-wife Amber Heard, forced the actor to bow out of the film completely. Most recently, star Ezra Miller was arrested for disorderly conduct and harassment at a bar in Hawaii. 

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UW Film Club Podcast #73: The Grand Budapest Hotel

“Rudeness is merely the expression of fear. People fear they won’t get what they want. The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to listen to the UW Film Club Podcast and they will open up like a flower.”

After a hearty yet incomplete debate of “Why Wes Anderson?” in our last podcast, we decided to take a trip to Wes Anderson’s most well-known and astounding film, ‘Grand Budapest Hotel.’ Continue reading “UW Film Club Podcast #73: The Grand Budapest Hotel”

Review: ‘The Rhythm Section’ is a boring ‘Atomic Blonde’

It took me weeks to see this film, as by its second week it was only playing in fifty-odd theaters nationwide (the third-worst theater drop in cinema history). The film was bombing at the box office and I wondered what could be so bad. The problem here is not of poor quality so much as it is lack of imagination. In short, this movie has been made already a thousand times. The comparison to Atomic Blonde is the aptest I could think of out of any other film, as it does everything it does, but worse.

Directed by Reed Morano and produced by the team behind the 007 franchise, The Rhythm Section stars Blake Lively, Jude Law, and Sterling K. Brown on an international tale of revenge. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the magic of its spy thriller brothers and sisters, depriving it of any real interesting elements to distinguish it in the annals of movie history. From Bond to Bourne, the key factor of a thriller’s successes is unsurprisingly its thrills, and this film has a distinct lack of them. Despite strong performances from most of the cast, the movie never feels as if it hits its stride, almost like it was one long first act, building to something just out of reach. What actually is the whole first act is a boring slog through London where we get to see what would happen to Blake Lively if her acting career went horribly wrong. Not only was it boring, but it was also downright depressing to watch, seeing screen time wasted on what I can only describe as Requiem for a Dream lite. Lively certainly sells the depravity of her character, for the most part carrying the film with a compelling performance in an otherwise uninspiring story.

It isn’t until its second act that things start to pick up, and pick up is perhaps too strong a phrase here, with the introduction of Jude Law’s character, ‘B’. This portion of the movie is fun enough, driven by the good performances and cinematography, but limited by the poor screenwriting and inexperienced direction. It is true, there are some truly stunning shots on display here, but they are few and far between and don’t make up for the mediocrity they’re supporting. Right when I thought The Rhythm Section was getting good, a passable B movie up until this point became laughably bad. Something must’ve happened to the writing team because the third act degrades into a really bad episode of network television. Silly lines plague the dialogue while the story backs itself into a corner and resolves in the most obvious and unsatisfying way.

The action is passable, but lacks any enthusiasm and is severely muted by direction. Instead of being quick and punchy, it feels slowed by awkward angles and poor camera placement. This movie’s biggest problem is that it was greenlit, even if based on a novel, that novel was already a derivative of ten other similar stories. This project just did not need to exist and you can feel the lack of passion on screen. Like too many films in today’s crowded market, it brings nothing new to the table and is really only worth watching if it happens to be on and you have nothing else to do.

2/5 STARS

Review: The Glitzy Inconsistencies of ‘Vox Lux’

The glitz and glamour of the life of a poster is one observed through television screens, newsstand tabloids, and online social media. The commodification and exploitation of stars and their personal lives that is carried out daily by these outlets are the targets of Brady Corbet’s sophomore film, Vox Lux. In today’s climate, it’s easy to see these targets are ripe for deconstruction. Going to the home page of TMZ, E! Online, or another chewing gum site will tell you all you need to know about why a film like this came into being and how its themes resonate today. The grotesque and easily criticizable profiteering of tragedy through the personal life of a pop star is center stage in this four-part drama, but unfortunately, the result is a little befuddled and not deep enough to get at the root of what Vox Lux wants to critique. 

After surviving a school shooting when she was thirteen years old, Celeste (played by Natalie Portman as the older iteration and Raffey Cassidy as the younger) is thrust into stardom after writing a successful single in the wake of the tragedy. From there, she navigates the tumultuous world of fame and fortune with her manager (Jude Law), and the drawbacks that accompany it. Plagued by scandals and her own personal demons, Celeste grapples with a world that seeks to exploit her suffering.

Right off the bat, the performances from Portman and Law are stellar. Portman is a whole other persona in this film as she adopts the fragile and demanding characteristics of a superstar drowning in her own world. Everything from her mannerisms to her accent is remarkably executed and dare I say transformative. Law is equally impressive as an exacting manager who gives off an edge of sleaze, providing a great counterpoint to Celeste, especially in the first two acts of the film. These two commendable performances headline the film but are underserved in a movie that doesn’t dive deep enough into their characters, particularly Celeste’s.

The most glaring issue with Vox Lux is how inconsistent it is. When a film is consistent, you tend not to notice because the film is actively disciplining itself to create uniformity, but Vox Lux opts instead to throw in assorted techniques, styles, and choices because it can and not because it should. Kicking it off, the pop music in the film goes on for too long, often resulting in lengthy screen time for Sia’s original songs for the film, rather than meaningful depictions of thematic relevance. The end, in particular, is pretty egregious in how devoid of meaning it is. It’s really kind of just there as the big finale and makes no strong statement about who Celeste is or as a coup de grâce moment. Then, there are the moments where Corbet throws in dashes of art house sensibilities, but not really committing to it, resulting in this weird style that is neither purposeful or aesthetically coherent. We get blurred, drug-infused moments that are sped up, credits that roll backward, a clearly defined act structure a la Moonlight, pretentious but witty narration by Willem Dafoe (which I’d argue creates more defining character moments than the action on screen), odd deviations in style, and so on. It’s like creative inspiration strikes for certain scenes, but there is no commitment to carry through and make it consistent.

Inside all of this is the film’s take on stardom and controversy. The film sets its thematic target on how we treat stars, the events surrounding them, who they are, and how we capitalize on tragedy. Celeste is only flung into stardom because she survived a school shooting. The propulsion she receives from that tragic event parallels the gains the media receives from exploiting travesties in her life. No good deed goes unpunished, and no bad deed goes unnoticed in this world, and I think this is a fascinating notion to dissect. How we treat stars or how we treat disasters and who seeks to gain from it are fascinating concepts, but in the end, it feels as if the film is afraid to really send it to the top, to pursue the deeper causal factors, and to explore the issue for how complex and controversial it really is.

The film builds on the promise of addressing this issue, but by Act III we start to realize how problematic its narrow approach is. Celeste is the focus here because others are gaining from her suffering, but no one else gets dragged into the mud to a problematic degree. The media is one of the players in the profiteering of tragedy, but they’re not given the time of day in the film. Celeste’s sister Eleanor and manager stand to gain from the spoils of her travesty, but they too are kept at arm’s length, always promising deeper development to their initial conflict, but never going anywhere. The whole thing just feels under-baked, and to know that everything was teed up, but never driven home is what is so dissatisfying about the film. The whole finale of the film is Natalie Portman dancing around on stage lip-synching to Sia in a final moment of celebratory release, and it’s all so devoid of preceding conflict and culmination. There was so much more left to accomplish which is the most disappointing thing I can say about something that had so much promise.

At the end of Vox Lux, we get this weird amalgamation of ideas, themes, and styles that don’t congeal into the popstar-drama one had hoped. Everything was right there in front of us, it just couldn’t come together.

Score: 2.75/5